I told Mommy she couldn’t take my picture today. 

No, of course I’m not messing with the boxes of stuff you’re saving for Goodwill. What makes you think that?

No, of course I’m not messing with the boxes of stuff you’re saving for Goodwill. What makes you think that?

I always sit like a lady.

I always sit like a lady.

Forget the car. I’m riding my moose to daycare,

Forget the car. I’m riding my moose to daycare,

What? Why would I want to keep my dress clean?

What? Why would I want to keep my dress clean?

Daddy and I are going to pillage the twin cities.

Daddy and I are going to pillage the twin cities.

Hola, Dora! Soy Evie!

Hola, Dora! Soy Evie!

These girls won’t be staying alive long if they don’t quit ripping off my moves.

I’m screwing mom and dad by sleeping in the car!

I’m screwing mom and dad by sleeping in the car!

Hang on Max, I’m getting a text.

Hang on Max, I’m getting a text.