I told mommy I was going to eat my car seat.

I can see Vermont from up here.

I can see Vermont from up here.

I kind of regret asking Daddy to push me. This is high.

I kind of regret asking Daddy to push me. This is high.

No, Mr. Egg, I expect you to DYE.

It’s tractor time.

It’s tractor time.

Hi there. Like my hat?

Hi there. Like my hat?

Moar presents!!!

Moar presents!!!

I’m pretty excited about what I had for lunch today.

I’ve been informed that we’re out of Cheetos.

I’ve been informed that we’re out of Cheetos.

It’s a good day to sit outside and eat cheetos.

It’s a good day to sit outside and eat cheetos.